Whilst walking home from town this afternoon Roo noticed a sock laying on the ground
Roo: Look mummy, a sock
Me: Oh yeah, somebody must have dropped it
Roo: I wonder who?
Me: Maybe it was Santa!
Roo: No Mummy! Santa lands on the roofs not on the ground!… You really need to learn these things Mummy!
Silly Mummy for not knowing that…